If I were a black woman

A Naked Plastic Black Woman

I would be stacked

Shooter's Bible

This is for real. I can't believe it how real it is. I also love that this is the 98th edition and that it has been published since 1924. That is ridiculous. I am so afraid of guns it is ridiculous. My friend Matt has two guns. And I think that makes him a theologian of sorts when it comes to this Holiest of text. Nothing mixes better than God and Guns. Jesus loves a semi-automatic anything.

Mullet Man Baseball Fan

It is so poofy. I love it.

What a Rack

A Paper Mache Masterpiece