billysrandomphotoblog

Due to Small Balls

2009-12-31T12:36:00.000-08:00

The Klangs

2008-09-28T16:28:00.000-07:00

Lobsters with the In-Laws

2008-04-05T15:32:00.000-07:00

Sick in the Head . . . Maybe

2008-04-05T15:26:00.000-07:00

BillyBee

2008-04-05T15:13:00.000-07:00

Pothead-less

2008-04-05T15:10:00.000-07:00

Scandalous Christmas Slideshow

2007-12-16T19:43:00.000-08:00

In this season of sharing we wanted send the traditional Christmas greeting. But in the name of saving paper, we decided to send our you these pictures via e-mail and donate the card money in our friends and families name to a worthy cause, Jacob's Ladder. Jacob's Ladder in a non- profit organization started by Brett LaFollette and Kyle Nelson. Their mission is to serve God by assisting elderly and needy women and families in Wyandotte County with home repair services at very low or no cost. We love you all! Merry Christmas!

Drug Free Car Wash

2007-05-06T17:39:00.000-07:00

My kind of pets

2007-04-30T17:58:00.000-07:00

The Landlord

2007-04-27T10:26:00.000-07:00

So Funny. Not So Appropriate.

The Landlord

Thanks to my boys Danny and Josh for this hilarious Will Ferrell video

Big Pimpin

2007-04-26T03:50:00.000-07:00

Jump Britian and Jump London: Free Running and Parkour

2007-04-24T10:56:00.000-07:00

This a documentary about Parkour or Free Running. Basically they run and jump and climb stuff in the streets of London and Paris.

So not only do these guys run and jump off buildings and stuff that is awesome, they have built a philosophy of life around it. Parkour is more about efficient movement and Free Running is more about aesthetics and looking awesome.

I've always loved climbing trees and freestyle walking so I'm totally going to bring this to Kansas City. Maybe not the philosophical crap as much as the jumping off stuff and looking cool.

Here is Jump London. The first Channel 4 Parkour documentary.

TheTruth in a Truck Window

2007-04-16T20:20:00.000-07:00

On the way home from work Melissa snapped this shot while she was driving.

It kind of like she is paparazzi. TMZ.com would pay big bucks for this one.

Exploring An Industrial Wasteland in KC

2007-04-10T16:45:00.000-07:00

A couple weekends ago Melissa and I were in the City Market when we decided to go Exploring down by the Missouri River. There is a sweet walking trail that is like touring an industrial wasteland. And if you go off the path a little there is no telling what type of sweetness you can find.

This is the Sweet Gang Hideout we found

Shh Don't tell anyone it's a secret

This is my favorite Graffiti Artist.

I promise I didn't write this but
But you know this is what I would Graffiti

If Melissa ever cuts a Hip Hop album all three of these could be cover art

Fancy Balls

2007-04-08T19:10:00.000-07:00

My sister Emily has a hamster named Fancy.
This is how he sleeps.

1Hamster Balls!!! And a foot!!!

Advice For Parents

2007-04-04T19:48:00.000-07:00

Man oh Man

2007-04-04T15:44:00.000-07:00

Hip Hop: Beyond Beats & Rhymes

2007-03-28T07:09:00.000-07:00

If Hip Hop interests you at all watch this Documentary. It's an hour but it is worth it.

This originally aired on PBS as a part of the Independent Lens series. Byron Hurt set out to talk about violence, gender roles, and homophobia in Hip Hop. Read more about it here.

Here is my take:

This is big. Every kid who likes Hip Hop needs to see this or at least think about these things. To paraphrase my friend Jason it is sad to see any group of men grow up to idealize a stereotype, but it is situation that needs to be explored. The part about major labels controlling the contracts and therefore controlling the types of Artists we all see I found especially troubling. Oh yeah and Chuck D is my hero.

Long Live Intelligent Hip Hop.

Easter Bunny

2007-03-21T19:38:00.000-07:00

Passing out and Peeing Myself

2007-03-14T18:20:00.000-07:00

So here is a funny story. I go to pick up my friend Nick at the airport, because that is what friends do. I'm having a good old time playing my accordion and what not, and then we decide to go to Chili's. We being Melissa, Anni, Dane, Katie G, and myself. I sit down to enjoy some Chili's and before the waiter can even bring us the water I passed out. The best part is that everyone thought that I was just messing around. Boy who cried wolf anyone? I slumped over against the window and Melissa tried to get me to stop "messing around". Finally I sort of snap out of of it and lay my head down on the table. I felt sweaty and hot all over. After about a minute I realized that I peed myself. That's right I passed out and peed myself in the middle of Chili's. I felt fine almost immediately so we got up and left it for the waiter to clean up like any grown man would. Everyone was adamant about me going to the hospital so Katie G got me a bag to sit on and Anni drove Melissa and I to the hospital. Where good times were had by all.

This is me about to get a sonogram of my heart. It's a girl!

They had to monitor my heart with these extremely sticky pads. Melissa sure had some fun ripping them off.

Look at all that hair!

Don't worry. I'm okay. I spent the night at the hospital and they ran a ton of Brain tests and Heart tests but it wasn't a seizure and I have a regular heart beat. So chalk it up to one of the thousands of things doctors can't explain. In all likely hood they said it shouldn't happen again. I was given a clean bill of health and I drove home. As of this post it has been a little over 24 hours since I peed myself.

Crazy Hook for a Hand Man

2007-03-14T18:18:00.000-07:00

Fun at the Nelson Atkins Art Museum

2007-03-14T18:11:00.000-07:00

Personal Melons

2007-03-14T18:09:00.000-07:00

Mama Lou Strong Woman

2007-02-18T10:16:00.000-08:00

This is my cousin. How awesome is this.

Bodyless Santa

2006-12-27T06:22:00.000-08:00

Now Just Imagine the arm is blinking up and down and waving at you.
How creepy is that?

The Gift that Keeps on Giving

2006-12-27T06:18:00.000-08:00

This was my all time favorite white elephant gift I have ever given anyone. An autographed picture of me vacuuming naked is going to be worth a lot of money someday. Zach better hang that art in a safe place.

Live Squirrel Trap

2006-12-27T06:11:00.000-08:00

Nothing says Merry Christmas better than Trapping Squirrels

Brame Christmas 2006

2006-12-25T21:05:00.000-08:00

My Cousin Stephanie Works at Lowe's and she gave us all these tool belts. Don't all the Brame men look so cool

Thumbs up for Grandpa

2006-12-24T11:41:00.000-08:00

At 2:07 A.M. Our Good Friends Drew and Selena Got back from Spain.
Thier flight was delayed over 5 hours.
So they were real happy we all came out.
This is our favorite sign for greeting people at the airport.

But before they arrived . . . we had some fun of with the sign

Check out that powerful stream

Where is Dane's powerful stream?

Always wash your hands

Cool Buildings in Spain

2006-11-12T14:14:00.000-08:00

Cathedral in Toledo

Plaza of The Bulls where they have Bull Fights

Cool Building in Toledo

Monastery in el escorial North of Madrid

The Madrid Post Office!!
I'm serious it's the Freaking Post Office!!!

Anchors Away

2006-11-12T14:11:00.000-08:00

Graffiti in Spain

2006-11-12T13:57:00.000-08:00

Nothing says Anarchy like this guy

Our friend Smiley

Nick Has Fun With Floss

2006-10-29T14:28:00.000-08:00


This is so gross. And so funny. It is long but it is totally worth it for the sounds he makes at the end.

Spain Street Signs

2006-10-29T14:22:00.000-08:00

I love the detail on these signs

Look at this green light man's hair and nose

And this guy has a hat and sweet shoes

Art in Spain

2006-10-29T12:47:00.000-08:00

My Immigrant Wife

2006-10-15T16:24:00.000-07:00

Grape Fun with Billy and Dane

2006-10-15T15:58:00.000-07:00


A game to play with grapes

Kids Like Corn

2006-09-30T13:51:00.000-07:00

This is my niece Lilli

This is my nephew Ethan

They both like corn.

Melissa's Brush Creek Bridge Pictures

2006-09-24T18:10:00.001-07:00

On Friday night my wife and I were at the Plaza Art Fair and we decided to walk down by Brush Creek. It was really pretty. Melissa got the camera out and took what I think are some really awesome pictures. If you ask me they are just as good as anything I saw at the art fair. She always says that anyone can be a photographer now, with digital and all, but I think she is so talented. It takes an observant eye to see a good photo opportunity and she is an incredibly observant person. That is something I particularly admire since I about the least observant person in the entire world.

A Target Good Time

2006-09-24T17:59:00.000-07:00

What a nice pair of greenies

Melissa and Anni pushed me all over the store while I read my book.

Greenies and a Gourd

Happy Reading

Grouds all around

If I were a black woman

2006-08-28T17:23:00.000-07:00

A Naked Plastic Black Woman

I would be stacked

Shooter's Bible

2006-08-28T17:03:00.000-07:00

This is for real. I can't believe it how real it is. I also love that this is the 98th edition and that it has been published since 1924. That is ridiculous. I am so afraid of guns it is ridiculous. My friend Matt has two guns. And I think that makes him a theologian of sorts when it comes to this Holiest of text. Nothing mixes better than God and Guns. Jesus loves a semi-automatic anything.

Mullet Man Baseball Fan

2006-08-20T20:00:00.000-07:00

It is so poofy. I love it.

What a Rack

2006-08-04T21:26:00.000-07:00

A Paper Mache Masterpiece

Who is more attractive

2006-07-26T17:44:00.000-07:00

Family Cream

2006-07-25T19:48:00.000-07:00

Oh the wonderful possiblities

Kenny's Birthday BBQ

2006-07-16T20:53:00.000-07:00

America the Tacky

2006-07-05T03:36:00.000-07:00

America the Tacky

Target Times

2006-06-25T08:38:00.000-07:00

Ride that target Ball

Check out that sock tan

Wall-O-Crucifix

2006-05-14T14:48:00.000-07:00

Catholic Family Bible Game

2006-05-14T14:46:00.000-07:00

Kill Lincoln

2006-05-14T14:44:00.000-07:00

My Twin Ken

2006-05-14T13:21:00.000-07:00

Chicago Moon

2006-02-25T09:35:00.000-08:00

Christmas Party 2005

2005-12-26T16:08:00.000-08:00

"Who are you talking to Anni" Says Katie G

"Hey Wanna See My Muscle" Says Nick

Matt and Gabe are Ghosts

"What the F- is wrong with cooking Bologna" says Billy

"Don't you boys want to be straight with us" says Alli and Jenny

Three Pretty Girls
(Notice Allison's Regular Face)

Katie T is completely Disinterested

Two Pretty Girls and . . .

"I really don't know what's going on" says Nick during Charades

Dane tries to make himslef vomit with his pinky to show off for Anni

"No I don't like you like that Nick" says Allison

Dane and Anni make a cute couple

As Do Dane and Katie G
(Maybe Dane I just think Dane is cute with his beard)

Gabe's Christmas Hat

Bean's Beard is Beautiful

Anni the Christmas Suprise

Anni and Allison

Bean the ultimate Chardes Warrior

Katie G Loves her B-O-L-O-G-N-A

Drew Likes Baloons

2005-12-18T19:39:00.000-08:00

Mexico Cuteness

2005-12-08T07:56:00.000-08:00

This is Melissa and I in Mexico looking super cute. I know I know you totally don't care. Who am I kidding. No one looks at this except me.

Pee pee

2005-12-08T07:53:00.000-08:00

She got out of the ocean and put her pants on and then it looked like she peed her pants.

Oh That Wooden Feeling

2005-12-08T07:50:00.000-08:00

Fun With Play-Doh

2005-11-12T09:21:00.001-08:00

So Ashley and Danny Came over and we played this game where you write stuff on a piece of paper and then make it out of play-doh Here are some pics

An Ant Getting Stepped on
(By Melissa)

Billy With Tall Hair
(By Ashley)

A Gay Pirate
(By Danny)

A Midget
(By Billy)

In the Butt
(By Ashley)

An Alien Having a Baby
(By Billy)

Spongebob Commiting Suicide
(By Ashley)

Transgender Clown
(By Billy)

Transgender Clown Close-up
(By Billy)

Mullet Cowboy
(By Danny)

Two Turtles Humping
(By Ashley)

Panda on Fire
(By Melissa)

70's Pimp
(By Billy)

Halloween 05

2005-11-06T10:25:00.000-08:00

A little weird . . . don't you think

2005-11-01T19:53:00.000-08:00

what's a low crotch

2005-11-01T19:50:00.000-08:00

2005-10-04T15:43:00.000-07:00

This is the Happiest Parapalegic I have ever seen. Oh to have such a cheery outlook on life!

2005-09-07T17:02:00.000-07:00

SPEED HUMP

Shawn the Turtle

2005-08-25T09:27:00.000-07:00

This is Shawn. He is our pet turtle. Melissa found him by the side of the road on her way to work one day. He spent some time with my neices and now he has come to live at our apartment. He wanders free here because its not really our carpet so if he poops and it stains its the managements problem. In this picture you can see that he is a little excited about living with us. If you look close you will see that he has two tails, or maybe one is something else. We feed him worms and it is cool to watch him eat them. I don't know how much longer we will keep him because it sometimes seems like he is trying to escape. But I think overall he is happy. I mean look at that "tail"coming out of his other tail.

Our Trip to Walmart

2005-08-16T19:38:00.000-07:00

2005-08-13T21:30:00.000-07:00

I like Trikes

2005-08-13T21:19:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure what it means to belong to the Waldo Area Business ASS'N but I don't know if I want to know.

Gillian and Ellie

2005-07-19T07:14:00.000-07:00

My Neice Gillian Wanted to be on the internet. So here she is.

2005-07-04T12:58:00.000-07:00

Wolverine has a secret

2005-07-04T12:57:00.000-07:00

bear poops on me

2005-06-28T11:09:00.000-07:00

girls have balls?

2005-06-28T11:08:00.000-07:00

me when i'm 80

2005-06-28T11:07:00.000-07:00

drop it like it's hot

2005-06-16T20:04:00.000-07:00

I was going to buy this car for Melissa but I found out that it isn't actually made of choclate and then it didn't seem as cool

Jenny and Selena

2005-06-16T20:01:00.000-07:00

Creepy cartoon faces at Denny's

2005-06-16T19:59:00.000-07:00

Ah the south. They love their Jesus and their rasict cans of whoop ass.

2005-06-13T07:55:00.000-07:00

Matt Holding his Monkey Holding his Monkey

2005-06-01T11:30:00.000-07:00

This is also and STD known as Elephantitis

2005-06-01T11:29:00.000-07:00

They Call this an STD folks

2005-05-11T21:13:00.000-07:00

Last Place Lovers

2005-04-03T11:56:00.000-07:00

Scooter Goes for the kill

2005-04-02T10:06:00.000-08:00

Not only is the kid wearing an eye patch in this puzzle for children, he is touching himself

2005-04-02T09:54:00.000-08:00

Josh and Josh Jr.

2005-03-28T18:36:00.000-08:00

Jock Itch Relief

2005-01-27T20:33:00.000-08:00

Homo Milk

2005-01-23T09:17:00.000-08:00

w
RRRRRRRR Matey

2005-01-19T21:51:00.000-08:00

Gaying Patch? I wonder what the red spot is?

2005-01-19T21:45:00.000-08:00

What do you see?

2005-01-19T21:44:00.000-08:00

It must be good. It has the word Anus in the brand name. I know I'm switching.

2005-01-16T21:57:00.000-08:00

Worlds Smallest Soul Patch

2005-01-16T21:56:00.000-08:00

Should I enter?

2005-01-16T21:54:00.000-08:00

The Only Durag

2005-01-16T21:40:00.000-08:00

Ugly Bathroom?

2005-01-16T21:37:00.000-08:00

The World's Largest Christmas Stick

2005-01-09T21:54:00.000-08:00

Somebody's Nursing

2005-01-09T21:53:00.000-08:00

Gospel According to Santa

2005-01-04T12:41:00.000-08:00

Moist

2004-12-24T23:00:00.000-08:00

And my personal favorite Crocodie Balls